I was gonna clean my room until I got high [In-
I was gonna get up and find the broom tro]
but then I got high G C
My room is still messed up and I know why D G
Cos I got high, because I got high (x2) G C
G-D G
I was gonna go to class before I got high …
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed Oooooh
but I got high - I am taking it (La (la) ta
next semester and I know why… tadada x2)
Lalala
I was gonna go to court before I got high (x3)
I was gonna pay my child support
but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why…
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop ══════════╗
but I was high ║ Because I ║
Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why… Got High ║
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I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why…
I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why…
Imma stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong ╔═════════╗
because I'm high ║ Afroman ║
And if I don't sell one copy, I know why ══════╝
Cos I'm high, cos I'm high, cos I'm high